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    Deanna Troi has never met a chocolate she didn't like.

    Or five times Deanna enjoyed chocolate (or something chocolate adjacent.)

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    13 Aug 2020

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    “You know Professor Lupin was a werewolf?” Hermione said, ten minutes into a very awkward lunch she had asked for in an equally awkward letter.

    Lavender pushed a sauteed carrot through a little puddle of pasta sauce. “I think everyone heard about that one. Someone told the papers, or something, right?”

    “Er, yes,” said Hermione. “Snape did. Which is what I– I mean, it’s related. Oh, I wish you’d gotten to talk to Remus about this. He was a lovely man.”

    “Not as lovely as Lockhart,” Lavender said and she and Hermione spent a moment in wistful remembrance. “God, I feel old,” Lavender said.

    “Anyway, Snape,” said Hermione. “Snape and Lupin. When Lupin was at school, Snape would make him a potion that would… tame him, on full moons. He could just curl up in his office and sleep by the fire. If you’re interested, I’m trying to learn how to brew it myself.”

    Lavender shook her head. “We’re not friends,” she said. “Never have been. So why are you doing all this?”

    Hermione looked like she was trying to say “we’re friends,” but she couldn’t get it out.

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    Werewolf!Lavender, post-canon

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    16 Jun 2020

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    25 Nov 2019

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    He figures it will be rather simple. All he has to do is send the right signal, and Crowley should be able to pick up on what he wants no problem. He’s a demon, after all. Seduction (not that that’s what this is) is something demons know all about.

    And then, they can proceed straight to the kind of ethereal, mind-blowing sex the likes of which has never been seen by either heaven or hell.

    It’s rather a perfect plan, if he says so himself.

     

    (Or, five times Aziraphale tries to seduce Crowley and fails. And one time he stops trying so hard.)

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    01 Nov 2019

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    Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.

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    27 Oct 2019

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