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    Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.

    FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
    - describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
    - philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
    - an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
    - cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
    - crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
    - Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
    - autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car

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    22 Oct 2021

  2. Rec 87

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    “Yes,” Said Remus, fighting to keep his voice even. “You've received detention because you broke school dress code.”

    A slow, smug grin broke across the Black’s face and he uncrossed his arms from over his chest, instead bringing his hands to rest on his hips, displaying his misdemeanor with pride. “Now, I think that's a matter of opinion, Professor.” He said slyly. “The school dress code insists that I wear a uniform. This is a school uniform, isn't it, sir?”

    Remus swallowed. Of course Black had all of the loopholes thought through. “It's not your uniform.”

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    19 Oct 2021

  3. Rec 33

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    Aziraphale Fell works at the university library and has a terrible, terrible crush on one of the students.

    The first time Aziraphale saw him, back in late September, Anthony was checking himself in the mirror in the staff’s bathroom, arched over the sink, the flat land of his stomach partially exposed and pressed against the cold marble. The black of his shirt accentuated the pale skin stretched over his hip bone.
    Aziraphale cleared his throat. “I think you have mistaken this place for a club’s bathroom, young man.”
    Unperturbed, Anthony didn’t turn around; he just shifted a bit to stare at Aziraphale through his reflection in the mirror, and Aziraphale could see winged emerald green eyeliner around his hazel eyes. He did not dare to move another muscle, mesmerized and unsure he would survive contact.
    “I have not,” the boy said, as he painted his lips, “I like to look hot to make others feel horrible about themselves, ergo I need to see myself properly. So…” He smacked his lips in an obscene pop - or, at least, it seemed obscene to Aziraphale, already under the boy's spell.

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    30 Sep 2021

  4. Rec 18

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    In hospital awaiting heart surgery, Aziraphale feels like he's going crazy when his heart starts talking to him, trying to persuade him to engage in some rather inappropriate intimate activities with incredibly hot nurse Crowley.

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    23 Sep 2021

  5. Rec 9

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    Crowley gathers Warlock from his games in the woods and goes to meet Aziraphale on the beach with a picnic.

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    19 Sep 2021