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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    Earth’s mightiest heroes aren’t babysitters. Yet, somehow, they seem to have become the unofficial guardians of Midtown high school’s decathlon team.

    Like most of the Avenger’s current problems—the goat living in the penthouse, the semi-sentient AI with a vendetta against Sam, the Asgardian death pigeon who’s seeking a mate—it’s all Peter Parker’s fault.

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    This is my contribution for the BBF2019, @hellyeabottombucky. Written for prompt #71 by Blu Skadoo:

    'Someone walks in on Steve topping the fuck out of Bucky. Can be more than one person walking in on them. Things that are up to you: canonverse/winter!Bucky&cap!Steve (or not), if the boys notice (or not), if they stop (or not), if the person (or people) leave immediately or stick around and watch until they're noticed, what kind of sex/if there's dirty talk, etc. Go nuts.'

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    “Did you know that we're secretly married and have an illegitimate child?” Tony asks blandly over breakfast, swiping butter onto his piece of toast.

    It says a lot, May thinks, about the absolute shitshow her past year has been, that she doesn’t even bat an eye.

    (or; between sundays, tony and may find solid ground in a shaky world.)

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    "Sorry, May, we can't all be best friends with a celebrity.”

    May opens her mouth to retort reflexively, the words 'we aren’t even friends' on the tip of her tongue before she closes her mouth. Because they are friends, now. They’re way past that point.

    Oh my god, she thinks somewhat hysterically. Tony Stark is my best friend.

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