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    Alternatively titled: 'What Crawled Up Tony's Ass?'

    Tony spends three hours with a plug up his ass battling knock-off Chitauri robots in Central Park, then Steve and Bucky find out and, well, things go from there really.

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    09 Dec 2018

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    “Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.

    “Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.

    Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

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    11 Jun 2018

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    Crack fic fun!

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    Five times Parker, Hardison, and Eliot lived out romcom tropes for a con, and one time they found themselves in one for real.

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    14 Mar 2017

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    That kiss!!!!!

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    Author/Artist LJ Name: saras_girl
    Prompter: ElectricKettle
    Title: Scurrilous
    Prompt Number: 115
    Pairing(s): Harry/Draco and implied Ron/Hermione
    Summary: When Potter starts behaving more oddly than usual, Draco has no choice but to take an interest. After all, it’s his job. Sort of.
    Rating: PG13
    Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
    Warning(s a certain amount of ragging on the gutter press. Terrible song titles. Pansy Parkinson.
    Epilogue compliant? Nope, not even a little bit.
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    Author's Notes: Thanks to my prompter – this was a really fun story to write and I love the song enough not to mind having it stuck in my head for weeks on end. Much love to LB for encouragement, tea and typo-spotting.

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    16 Feb 2017

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    Morning DJ Draco's awesome!

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    Or: In Which Darcy Has One Soulmark And Many Soulmates


    “I always give my dinosaurs to people who say my Words, even when I don’t say theirs back. It’s sort of a tradition. This one is named Emma.”

    “Emma? Like Emma Watson?”

    “No, like Emma Woodhouse, the Austen heroine.”

    Clint paused for a long moment, and when he spoke, there was an odd note in his voice. “The Gwyneth Paltrow one? With the bow and arrow?”

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    10 Feb 2017