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  1. Rec *

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    They are alone.

    And then they only wish they were.

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    Derek, Peter, and Stiles are abducted by some unknown entity while on a road trip. Isolated, hunted, and scared, they have to rely on each other to escape.

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    06 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Scariest fanfic evr

  2. Rec *

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    The key isn’t actually being confident, he repeats in his head in Lydia’s breathy voice. It’s faking the hell out of it and looking as sexy as possible while you do it. For omegas, it’s easy. There’s a natural charm to all of us that only takes seconds to engage, and barely takes practice.

    Walk into the room, he chants in his head. Own it, and look people in the eyes. Find the best looking alpha, have them buy you a drink, and the rest is easy.

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    03 Jun 2017

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    What would be ideal, really, is a bait service for people fighting supernatural creatures. Some sort of temp agency, with people who are willing to risk life and limb to help the defenders of good and right. It would be a pretty sweet job, all things told. All the bait-person would have to do is look like a delicious source of life energy. The bad guy comes over, says hi, goes in for the drain, and then bam! Dead monster, wreaths of glory, and a paycheck. Also mortal terror, okay, Stiles understands that no one is a fan of that, but he's pretty sure people would get a kick out of being so useful in the war against the fucking night. Stiles would apply for that job. Hell, he’d take the job at hand, even if it meant dressing up like a girl.

    Which-- actually. That's not the worst idea, is it?

    Or: Stiles dates a sex demon. Derek doesn't approve. It all goes about as well as expected.
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    27 May 2017

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    Sometimes you have to tear everything down before you can start building something worthwhile. OR;
    Stiles keeps showing up. Derek keeps letting him in.(And sometimes refuses to let him leave.)

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    23 May 2017

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    “And so you thought getting a fake boyfriend was the perfect solution.”

    Stiles scrunches his nose at him.

    “When you say it like that it sounds like a terrible idea.”

    Derek doesn’t say a thing, just looks at Stiles.

    “He was supposed to back off, okay? Like a ‘yay, Stiles finally found someone desperate enough to date his sorry ass, I can finally retire from the matchmaking business’ thing.”

    (Or: the one in which Stiles and Derek are the worst fake boyfriends.)

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    17 May 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's just really sweet okay.