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    Inspired by the Spooky Fandot Creativity Night story I wrote for the prompt 'Fangs'. A series of Cabin Pressure Supernatural Creature AU one-shots. Having cast Arthur as a vampire, what could I do to the rest of the Cabin Pressure family?!? I have some ideas, but I am open to suggestions!

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    “So, I uh, managed to get myself pregnant.”

    “You what?!

    “Got myself pregnant. Y’know, up the duff, knocked up, a bun in the oven, in a family way, eating for two, with child. I could go on Dad, really, stop me before I exhaust the list of pregnancy euphemisms. There’s still caught an 18 year STD, my eggo is preggo, building a person-“

    “Stiles.”

    “Hosting a parasite, harboring a fugitive-“

    (Just a weird mpreg fic with Derek and Stiles totally kinda dating without realizing it, and Stiles figuring out this whole having a baby thing.)

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    15 Jan 2018

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    It's just past five in the morning and Stiles is barely awake, wearing only sleep pants that hang low below his pregnant belly, and he can't get the damned brand new jar of decaf coffee open. But he has a neighbor, and he's too tired to think that waking someone else up at this hour might not be the best (or politest) of ideas.

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    15 Jan 2018

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    “You like Derek,” he says slowly. “Derek Hale.”

    His father grimaces at the accusation there. “Look, Stiles it’s complicated-“

    “So when I was married to him,” he continues, voice rising. “He wasn’t good enough. He was taking advantage of me. ‘He’ll never be able to love you like you want, Stiles’. That’s what you said-“

     

    Or the Sweet Home Alabama AU that nobody asked for.

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    15 Jan 2018

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    Steve Rogers. Cheerfully Slutty. But not going to take your shit about it.

    Bucky Barnes. Voted most likely to fall in love first.

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    14 Jan 2018

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    He’d guessed that if Derek wasn’t paying him for the sex, then he was obviously paying him for the conversation. So Stiles made it a point to talk and never stop. Stiles rambled and Derek sometimes listened. Stiles shouted about X-Men and porn in fancy restaurants, and Derek sometimes grunted in response. Every now and then, Derek would even look up from his phone and make eye contact and blink, which Stiles would always take as a positive and real acknowledgment to his existence.
     
    And they never had sex. Not ever. No matter how badly Stiles wanted them to, and he wanted them to, oh so badly.

    Stiles Stilinski has been Derek Hale’s sugar baby for the last three years, and just can’t understand why the man pays him so much damn money.

    Or the one where Danny is Miley Cyrus, Dylan Sprouse, Justin Beiber, and Kanye West all in one.

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    12 Jan 2018

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