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    Just because it had been a joke didn’t mean it was a bad idea. Steve opened the phone book to the business section and searched fruitlessly for the right entries for about six minutes until he finally came across ‘Cl’ by sheer luck when a few pages stuck together as he turned them.

    For some reason, his eyes were immediately drawn to a small, bleak ad in the corner, with only a few words, a phone number, and a thin black border.

    The ad’s content:

    “Winter’s Cleaning Services. Fees paid half up front. Specializes in blood removal.”

    Well. That was. Specific.

    Steve Rogers is Captain America, a superhero. Bucky Barnes is the Winter Soldier, an assassin. Steve needs someone to clean his apartment. Bucky shows up to a meeting with a potential client. Neither of them got quite what they expected.

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    25 May 2018

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    Guys, no. It has nothing to do with Hydra. Well, maybe a little.

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    24 May 2018

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    24 May 2018

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    Smooth af geriatric fella flirting with a 100% Done wrong number sassmaster, with copious amounts of swearing and way too many Beyoncé jokes.

    A.ka the notorious Bitch series.

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    24 May 2018

  5. Rec *

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    Bucky’s been at the Avengers Tower for three weeks before he finally gives in to Steve’s gentle coaxing and Stark’s cheerful waving of fistfuls of circuits, and lets them scan the arm.

    It doesn’t go well.

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    24 May 2018