Fandoms: Carry On - Rainbow Rowell
24 Apr 2016
“No,” Baz said, immediately.
Simon pouted. “You didn’t even listen to what I’m asking?”
She almost smiles, and true alarm starts to build in his chest. “I’m afraid I’m not here for something so small. Professor Roberts has resigned.”
“Good,” Draco says honestly, “Would you like a list of suitable alternatives? I know a number of competent potions masters abroad, but then of course you’d have to hire another teacher to act as the Slytherin head. I’m afraid you’ve dried up all the half decent Slytherin Potions masters.”
“Not all of them,” she says quietly.
He blinks. She can’t be serious. “You can’t be serious.”
“Gravely,” she says, “Mr. Malfoy, I am not above begging.”
What the bloody fuck. “I don’t even like potions!”
Draco returns to Hogwarts.
He has a duty to his blood and his name and his house, and he will fulfill it.
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29 May 2020
09 May 2020
What if Wei Wuxian remained a little suspicious of the Jin Sect's invitation to Jin Ling's first-month celebration? Based mostly on book canon, in which Lan Wangji did not write that invitation, and Wei Wuxian takes some extra, incredibly genius precautions, thus avoiding his fate at Qiongqi path...but at what cost?
AKA the fic where WWX crossdresses his way into winning his life, love, and liberty
- Part 1 of Madam Lan verse
24 Apr 2020
Lan Wangji had never had call to perform the spell of silent communication before he and Wei Wuxian joined together to fight Xuanwu. He figured it was temporary. Spoiler alert: it wasn't.
Or: the AU in which Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian psychically bond in the cave, Wei Wuxian overhears Lan Wangji thinking about the fact that he actually likes him, and after several minutes of confusion, is fully on board with this.
02 May 2020
Things like this don’t happen to people like Wei Wuxian.
It happens to mediocre people; people not strong enough to defend themselves.
It doesn’t happen to cultivators. Especially not to one of the strongest cultivators of his generation.
And it doesn’t happen to men.
Sometimes, accidents happen. Sometimes that accident is that you had sex with your ex while in Paris in 1943 and got pregnant because you forgot you're a woman now. Sometimes your ex is a mass murderer who has tried to kill you multiple times in the past even though you still have feelings for each other. Sometimes you come from a culture that doesn't really have pregnancy and you have no idea what to do or expect. It happens. It's happening to the Doctor.