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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Called onto the scene of a cave exploration accident, Crowley struggles against increasingly grim odds to save a young scout trapped deep underground.

    All while keeping everyone, from a nervous troop leader to Crowley himself, calm in the meantime.

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    11 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    When the world was still new, a serpent slithered into Eden. And then, three hours later, he slithered into Eden again. And again.

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    01 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Nearly five decades after the Holy Water argument, Aziraphale is sent to a world-famous sanatorium in the Swiss Alps on an assignment that Heaven appears to care about rather more than usual—only to find out that Crowley, of all creatures, has already established himself there.

    Clearly, this cannot be good for anyone's constitution.

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    The main story arc is now complete, although there will be an epilogue.

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    19 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    She seems to have noticed his discomfort, because her grin only widens. “You look nervous,” she says sweetly. “Didn't think anyone was reading all those reports you filed, did you?”

    Crowley doesn't bother replying to that. They both know the answer.

    “I wonder,” Lissek muses, tapping her lip with a single neon claw, “how long you thought you would be able get away with this.” She hums, flicking another paper to the floor. “Looking at these... you've been getting sloppy, haven't you. Did you really think no one would notice? That no one would ever check?”

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    14 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Sometimes concepts are too big, too complicated, and too ineffable to properly describe or understand. Sometimes it is easier to imagine things as metaphors. And metaphorically speaking, reality could be viewed as an obscure and complex version of poker played in a pitch-black room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules and who smiles all the time.

    Of course, reality can also be viewed as two powerful angels going down to Earth with the goal of wiping the "traitor" out of existence the old-fashioned way. If more precise methods don't work, then simply smite away at the target until there's nothing left.

    (Inspired by a lovely piece of artwork by WhiteleyFoster.)

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    13 Sep 2021