WindSage



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    Embarrassing childhood stories tend to come back and bite you in the ass—especially when the sole witness comes back from the dead. Madara learns this the hard way, in the form of Hashirama’s no-filter mouth shouting it out in front of 40,000 very entertained shinobi. Obito gets dragged into the mix. Then Kakashi. Then Naruto. Then Sasuke. It's all great fun (for the remaining 39,995 shinobi).

    "Geez, Madara, you're no fun." Hashirama pouted. "It's just like that time you tried to throw me into the spot in the river that you peed in."

    Madara seethed. "Hashirama—"

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    There's a pair of married kunoichi in town, new and strange and adopting Naruto like it's nothing. One's an Uzumaki by blood, and the other by marriage, and Kakashi's swept up into their wake with only a token complaint.

    They give him an excuse to visit Naruto, and if that means turning a blind eye to the things they do that nobody understands, then Kakashi's fine with that. The Hokage signed off on it, after all, so everything's fine.

    Obviously.

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    24 Oct 2021

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    More than colleagues. Less than friends. Better than acquaintances. They remain in balance. The Command, the dark whisper, slumbers and Mara has no desire to poke a sleeping rancor. To dance with Skywalker. . .could it ever be worth the risk?

    Mara and Luke succumb to the gradual formation of their Force bond through an activity far more pleasing than fighting for their lives.

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    Itachi was a good looking troubled teenager left to wander the country unsupervised in the company of a group of insane criminals. He may have made a few questionable decisions involving alcohol and women. It is also worth noting that no-one actually got around to explaining the use of a condom to him. The results are depressingly predictable. Or the one where Itachi missed shinobi sex ed and ended up creating spawn across half the elemental nations, which Sasuke somehow ends up responsible for.

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    “Bad talk?” he asks.

    “Medical snitched to Rebellion leadership,” she grouses. “I’m going to be put on mandatory leave for a karking week for this.”

    “You’re hurt?”

    “No,” she mutters. “But I’ve got a heat coming up.”

    Ah. Right. “You’ve been dealing with these for years. Shouldn’t they trust you to know what’s best?”

    “You’d think so,” she says. “But no, apparently I’m entitled to some time off for species-specific health needs or whatever. Doesn’t kriffing matter that there’s people dying every day, oh no, I need a vacation.”

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    24 Oct 2021