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    Aziraphale and Crowley are forced into having a baby, which snowballs into events that could destroy Heaven and Hell as they know it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Have you ever wondered what it feels like?” Crowley asks while contemplating the dregs at the bottom of his wine glass. He’s aiming for philosophical but fears the faint wheeze at the end of the question might have given him away.

    “Have I ever wondered what ‘what’ feels like,” Aziraphale asks finally.

    “Sex,” he says, much louder than intended or reasonable. They both wince. 

    “Oh, have you never…?” Aziraphale asks with polite disbelief.

    “You have?” Crowley demands.


    Look, when you're largely inexperienced sex-favorable asexual ineffables, it takes a bit of practice, a lot of communication, and some bull-headed persistence to get your sex life in commendable working order. Or, five times things got (hilariously) awkward during sex, and one time after they've got it mostly figured out. A companion fic to "Scratching That Itch." (Sex acts, such as they are, tagged per chapter in chapter notes!)

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    05 Apr 2020

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  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Inspired by this comic: Tumblr link
    The Almighty needs to send sustenance to the Israelites, and a certain angel is tasked with delivering some mana to them. Except it is rather tasty, and he is rather hungry. After a telling off, Crowley steps in to help the hapless angel.

    LOOK IT'S JUST POINTLESS FLUFF, OK? Plus look at Crowley, just LOOK AT HIM! He's a softboi.

    the lovely Quefish has done a live reading of this over on Youtube

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    25 Mar 2020

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  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Just a small fic written for a prompt of keepsakes through the centuries.

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    24 Mar 2020

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  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Crowley walks Aziraphale back to the bookshop after the Ritz.

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    14 Mar 2020

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  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    Crowley and Aziraphale swap bodies and get more than they bargained for.

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    14 Mar 2020

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