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    Slavery isn't exactly common but it does still exist in the United States. To be a slave you must either commit three major crimes, kill someone in cold blood, or owe someone or a corporation more than you could ever pay off within your lifetime. And let's not forget the supposedly unused way: be an unadoptable orphan.

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    “He’s not telling us everything,” Fury reached out and shut the projection off, “I’m not comfortable with this.” Coulson didn’t respond, didn’t need to. “Let Rogers know I want Barton watched; he doesn’t go anywhere alone until we understand exactly what’s going on. I’m not losing him to some egotistical mind-f***ing blade-dancer who has mentor issues and wants to take it out on our asset.”

    Phil nodded efficiently. He couldn’t agree more.

    *Now accompanied with a PODFIC by the wonderful crinklysolutions!!! link found in Notes*

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    08 May 2018

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    Clint has two polaroid pictures carefully hidden in his room.

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    23 Apr 2018

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    Harry is a good guy, but some lines are never meant to be crossed, and Nick Fury has taken one step too far.

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    31 Jan 2018

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    Taking a shot at filling my own prompt on avengerkink:

    In an AU, instead of taking out Tony's arc-reactor, Obadiah Stane kidnapped Tony, faked his death in a "lab accident", imprisoned him, and forced him to design weapons for Stane.

    Bruce is going about his day hacking Stark Industries to learn more about the Hulkbuster weapons when he comes across some discrepancies in the code--subtle things, like inefficient loops in otherwise streamlined code, bizarre variable names, or incorrect comments.

    Intrigued, he goes through all the code of SI's weapons industry, comes up with a pattern, and finds the messages Tony has been hiding in the code.

    And then he goes and busts Tony out. Lots of badassery, including on Tony's part--he may be defeated, but he's not broken.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    After a warden becomes suspicious about the death rate in his prison, Tony is sent undercover as an inmate. Within days, he goes missing. Gibbs is told Tony died from injuries sustained in a fight amongst the prisoners and his remains were cremated. After Abby determines the remains are fake, Tim offers to go in undercover as a guard to find out what is going on in the prison and to locate Tony.

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    20 Mar 2017