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    Spinoffs and AUs within an AU?

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  2. Summary

    Not pregnant, just well fed. (Unrelated, multi-fandom pudge/eating fics.)

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    Due to the mutagens, witchers can't actually get hard. Thanks to Jaskier, Lambert realizes this by no means prevents them from having sex.

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  4. Summary

    WhoopsOK's Witcher Piss Fic Series 💛🚽 All fics are unrelated to each other unless otherwise indicated.

    ⚠Heed the tags on each individual fic⚠

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  5. Summary

    Potty play, mostly. You know. Boys being boys. Bros being bros. Spending lots of money on cleaning products, probably.

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    Buck Buckley (@firefighterbuck):
    @eddiediaz I’ll never be able to tug your hair now, huh?

    Eddie Diaz (@eddiediaz):
    @firefighterbuck It’s against the rules, anyway. You don’t look like a fighter, though. What situation would we be in that would make you want to tug my hair?

    (Or: Eddie is an MMA fighter and Buck thirsts on twitter.)

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    23 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Told in tweets, texts, and dms - actually inspiring, I love epistolary stories and this is a great example.

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    Sure, Geralt was muscley and had beautiful, shapely, irritatingly symmetrical lips and an ass shaped by the hands of the gods themselves but—those features alone have never been enough to do it for Jaskier. He’s not a ruffian. He needs a little more than natural strength, he needs effort. It shouldn’t matter that Geralt is gifted in certain areas because he bathes once a week maybe if they’re lucky and lives in his armor and kisses his horse on the mouth and is otherwise a truly disgusting human. Or not human. A truly disgusting witcher.

    So it’s absurd and quite shocking, really, when Jaskier starts to get hard every time he can smell Geralt of Rivia’s sweat.

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    01 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm-- I was just reading out of ✨curiosity✨ and now I'm fully sweating in the middle of a fucking work day, I'm so h-word I'm embarrassed at myself fuckin hell.

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    There aren’t many things Wade Winston Wilson's good for as an omega. He's male. He's large. He's at least a head taller than most alphas out there, alphas who like their omegas dainty and petite and female. So no, there aren't many things he's good for as an omega.

    Peter sets out to prove him wrong.

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    08 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    You read this already and hunted it down at 3am to reread. Worth.

  4. Rec 82

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    "Remember that mage I encountered last week?”

    “Yes…”

    “Well, she kind of… cursed me.”

    “What do you mean? You seem fine.”

    He drops his trousers.

    Jaskier’s gaze immediately drops too. “Melitele’s tits."

    (or the one where Geralt is cursed with a vagina. Except… it doesn't turn out to be much of a curse at all.)

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    21 Jun 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Weaponized Hot. Should be criminal. The head game is Immaculate.

  5. Rec 44

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    "'Sacrificial'? What are you sacrificing?"

    Dean's black eyes glittered in the fluorescent lights. Sam's head was pounding from blood loss, his wrist ached where the knife went in and and he was freezing, wearing just his robe in the dungeon. He sighed.

    "A quart of blood and most of my dignity."

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    08 Jun 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm incoherent.

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