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    He spots the cute brunet across the room and instantly thinks of how to attain him. He meets the brunet again and thinks of how beautiful his eyes are. Yes, Tony Stark was a selfish man, but Peter Parker was just fine with that. Peter/Tony SLASH! Movieverse

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    20 Dec 2015

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    (DISCONTINUED)

    After watching Deadpool take down a drug cartel for cash and accidentally kill undercover SHIELD agents, Nick Fury and the Avengers decide Deadpool needs to be put on some kind of surveillance. With Spider-Man, or Peter Parker, as the only one Deadpool hasn't felt wronged him, he's assigned to the mission of watching over him.

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    09 Nov 2015

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    Spider-Man has a disastrous team-up with Deadpool, landing himself in the mercenary's care. Little do they know, they've also landed themselves in the middle of an alien conspiracy.

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    22 Oct 2015

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    Peter and Deadpool are held captive by a super-villain that has an inclination for torture. After she boasts her untarnished record at never having hurt a child or teenager, Peter is forced to break the truth to both her and Deadpool.

     

    “Did you know I have a perfect record?” The villain collects a rusted pocket knife, tracing it up Peter’s arm, over his shoulders, down to his collarbone, as though considering where to cut. Peter focuses on controlling his breathing, fear twisting awfully in his belly. “You may look down on me, Mr. Spider-Man, but for all the righteous suffering I inflict, I’ve never hurt a child. Not once.”

    “Y'know, I don’t think you do,” Peter blurts. At his words, Deadpool's stare intensifies. “Have a perfect, non-child harming record, that is.”

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    20 Oct 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Wade has accepted a contract to kill the X-men but he's feeling conflicted. And kind of lonely. And horny. But mostly? Conflicted.

    This was written for a Nine Worlds 2015 fic workshop (I forget which one), but I've only just gotten round to polishing and typing it up. I'd never written Deadpool fic before (or any comic book derived fic, for that matter) but I was dressed as Deadpool, so it seemed like the thing to do.

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    20 Oct 2015