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    Since Lance became a paladin of Voltron, every time he goes out on a solo mission he returns with a new alien best friend. So far, his friends include:

    A nine-foot tall, pink skinned, lesbian Amazonian goddess name Frank (and excuse you but it’s a very fierce and feminine name on her planet)

    A four-foot tall genderless, sexless, butterfly-winged ass hole named Click (so called because no one could pronounce their actual name).

    And a massive, Clydesdale size alien wolf creature who can turn his pelt into razor sharp spikes, but otherwise sported the softest, fluffiest, most amazingly poofy black fur in the galaxy. His name was Spot. Lance had suggested Cerberus (because awesome, right?), but when Spot asked what it meant, Lance begrudgingly told him it meant “Spotted” in ancient Greek. Almost Cerberus liked 'Spot' better.

    The others accept their new housemates (castlemates?) with barely veiled befuddled exasperation.

    These are their adventures.

    Rate M for lots of cursing and for way too many innuendos.

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    27 Nov 2018

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    The Castle of Lions is the venue for the city's most dangerous illegal street races where drivers come to test the cut of their tires. Lance has long defended his title as champion, but when a newcomer shows up and threatens his position things take an interesting turn.

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    30 Aug 2018

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    Sometimes when you're trying to get your crush to notice how absolutely bad you have it for them, a little self love can certainly go a long way.

    AU where Adrien and Marinette work at a sex shop.

    Masturbation Week 2017

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    19 Dec 2017

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    Miraculous have side effects. From pats becoming a necessity to eating flowers, follow Adrien and Marinette as they come to terms with their new tendencies, and each other. Hawk Moth is coming.

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    15 Dec 2017

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    It’s the one-year anniversary of when Ladybug and Chat Noir received their powers, and Marinette learns from Tikki that it marks the beginning of the mating cycle: for the next 30 days, Ladybug and Chat Noir will be drawn to each other by powerful pheromones generated by their miraculouses. The more time they spend in each other’s presence, the stronger the effects will become, until they risk being completely overcome with lust.
    And so, Ladybug and Chat Noir have little choice but to brace themselves for what is bound to be a month of intense sexual tension and frustration...but what they don’t know is that they unknowingly cross paths almost every day, and so not even their kwamis can prepare them for how profoundly their heats will affect them. Will their partnership survive if they give in to temptation?
    And what will happen when Hawk Moth figures out what’s going on?

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    12 Dec 2017