What_The_Entire_Fuck



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    “There is something wrong with Naruto Uzumaki.”

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    When Naruto was four, he moved into his own apartment, just like a grown-up! After he moved in, a lot of people moved out, so it was almost like he had an entire house, which was super awesome! (Not really. It was very lonely. And the apartment complex was very ugly. And his apartment smelled not very good.) Naruto was happy. (No he wasn’t, that’s a lie.) But then he met his very first friend.

    Her name was Riley and she was the ghost who lived in his head.
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    An SI OC story with a twist.
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    "Of course, Yamanaka-san, this is all mostly guess-work as of right now, but we all get reincarnated when we die. Our memories of our past lives are pushed back, to resurface in dreams and nightmares and stories, and we're never really reborn linearly, or even on the same plane of existence. Whenever we die, The Shinigami reaps our soul and carries it away, to any infant being born. Whenever Minato-kun summoned the Shinigami, my memories hadn't been pushed back yet, I was recently- harvested, so to speak. He had a weak grasp on me and my instincts brought me to the nearest newborn- a newborn who already had a soul. Thus, here I am. The ghost who lives in Naruto's head.

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    08 Jul 2016

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    Dying isn't always painful, Minato is sure. He probably just has really bad luck. (SI) (Minato-centric)

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    Or, 'How I Learned to Stress Out and Ruin Everything': a gripping tale of tears, danger, tender hearts and derring-do, in which I take on a world that isn't as made-up as I thought it was and my choices really, really matter.

     

    [A self-insertion story that has been a long time coming but was also inspired in no small part by YourIdiotWriter's SATOKO and Tozette's Day One.]

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