What_an_assbutt (What_An_Assbutt)



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    SK 6:48 p.m.

    FUCKINDEETSJACKFUCKINLAURENTFUCKINZIMMERFUCKINMANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JZ 6:50 p.m.

    It was nice.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    "Jack is 100% sure he’s about to throw up, pass out, or have a panic attack. Maybe all three at once."

    In which Shitty is the world's greatest best man, Jack is a nervous wreck on his wedding day, and Bitty finally gets legal recognition of his right to touch Jack Zimmermann's butt.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    Jack hasn't touched Bitty since graduation. That was six weeks and four days ago. Yes, he's been counting.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    It’s one thing for Bitty to have a pathetic secret crush and maybe occasionally get off to vague thoughts of Jack-shaped people with blue eyes, and another, completely wrong thing, to actually jerk off to naked pictures of Jack Zimmermann.

    [or, the one where Jack strips down for ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue and Bitty has some...issues with it. issues involving inconvenient boners.]

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    16 Feb 2021

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    Jack visits Samwell for Hausgiving during his first year in the NHL.

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