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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    Aziraphale paused where he’d been leaning closer to get a better look at Crowley’s pages. “Um, forgive me for what will probably be a rude question, but… was the point of this shapeshifting endeavor to, ah… to get me close enough to eat me?”

    Crowley blinked. What else was there to say besides the truth at this point? “Might have been, yeah.”


    Although they don't have the ideal meet-cute (meat cute?), Aziraphale the Cleric and Crowley the Mimic will soon be on the same page.
    Welcome to the big, queer, monster-loving, tentacle-filled crack Dungeons & Dragons AU you never knew you needed.

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    22 Jul 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Armitage Hux placed no faith in the dying religion of the Sith, that is to say, he had placed no faith in it until the day he woke up in Xommihal Citadel, wired into the very life support machinery that had kept former Emperor Palpatine alive for decades. The Sith Eternal, a reclusive cult that had stayed in the shadows for centuries, had opted to keep him alive after his betrayal of the First Order for the sole purpose of using him as a sacrifice in their plot to resurrect one Kylo Ren, who had apparently died sometime after Hux was shot. But when he’s released from the life support machinery, Hux finds that Ren is only physically dead; his ghost lives on in the citadel, and he claims he’s going to save Hux from certain death.

    Ren isn’t the only ghost lingering here - faces Hux had personally requested dead years ago also walk these halls, as well as a scared youngling who he had assumed dead after the Battle of Jakku. While avoiding these demons of the past, Hux discovers that Ren isn’t just planning to save him from the Sith Eternal, Ren is planning to save him from the very past he’s fought for decades to forget. And he’s planning to do all of this whether or not Hux wants him to.

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    18 Feb 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Aw, come on, don’t be such a buzzkill. Just think about everything we could find out if we’d stay like this for a few weeks, or a few months!”

    “We’ve already subjected ourselves to every non-invasive scan the PPDC had readily available and agreed to save a backup copy of the error for further analysis and study. Theoretical study.”

    Newton rolls his eyes. Hermann’s eyes. By Jove, even in his own mind this is getting tiresome. “Yeah, right, of course you’re all about theory...”

    “Yes! Has no one ever taught you proper scientific methodology? Hypothesis and theory are the very foundation upon which we further our knowledge-”

    “-and that’s why it’s taken you eighteen months to submit your paper on the Collatz conjecture as applied to quantum computational-”

    “Do not change the subject. I want my body back, Newton!”


    A drift gone wrong leaves them having swapped their bodies. Somehow, Newton seems strangely reluctant to switch back.
    (For the prompt: A learns how much chronic pain B's in during bodyswap & doesn't want to return body. B wants it back.)

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    16 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Rimmer's curious about all he can feel, now that he's hard light. All he can feel, pain included. But he's not great at inflicting pain on himself, so he's going to need some help.

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    11 Oct 2020

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    As far as Ezra Fell knows, he's an ordinary bookseller who has no reason to be so strongly attracted to the strange man in dark glasses who comes in looking for an old book. And he certainly has no reason to pursue that connection after the man goes away. He's doing it anyway.

    As far as Crowley is concerned, Aziraphale was completely destroyed in 1656. But then he came back again. And again . . .

    They meet in late 2007. They don't know how close they are to running out of time. They're about to find out.

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    13 Jul 2020