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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    It’s the year 866. The Vikings have made several successful attempts to invade Britain’s shores, and now they want to colonise it for good. All Crowley really wants to do is sleep his way through the entire mess.

    He discovers, however, that his best friend and colleague Aziraphale has since Fallen and is now known as Az’gon the Wretched. Posing as a seeress, Crowley is sent to deter him from causing more trouble than what Hell can handle.

    However, trouble comes in various forms.

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    25 Oct 2019

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    A.Z. Fell is a famous (well, in his circle) Soho bookseller whose selection of volumes is the epitome of respectable (and boring) literature. One of his favourite authors is the renowned science writer A.J. Crowley, whose books on astronomy have popularized the subject — and also sell very well.
    Mr Fell is overjoyed when Dr Crowley accepts his invitation to do a signing of his new book in the bookshop, but their first conversation is a disaster: for some reason, Crowley does not share Fell’s distaste for romantic literature and acts very cold when the bookseller berates the author of one of the most popular romance series of the moment, Madame Ashtoreth.
    Little does Fell know that his favourite writer and the one he hates with a passion are the same person…

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    16 Oct 2019

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    “So, let me get this straight,” Crowley said, dragging that r a little for best effect. “Your librarian asks for an escort, and the first person you think of is me?”

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    12 Oct 2019

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    In which the Heavenly Husbands contemplate taking a couple of fangy ducklings under their wings.

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    09 Oct 2019