Vulnera_Sanentur



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    Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

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    “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

    “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

    “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

    “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

    “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

    “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

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    08 Aug 2018

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    Beautiful story of love, hope and redemption

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    “You know, in the movie version of this, I won’t have said ‘venereal disease’ and you would be reluctantly charmed."

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    10 May 2018

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    Totally awesome, fluffy funny fic.

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    ‘Get a dog, or get a therapist.’ A dog had to be less annoying.

    Written for mating_games Bonus Challenge 6: Meet Cute.

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    10 May 2018

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    Brilliantly snarky and hilarious with a lot of cute!

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    Derek’s eyes stray around Stiles’ room. His wall calendar is on April. Of last year. He might not have a great grip on what day it is. Or what year.

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    03 Apr 2018

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    “Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”

    Derek laughs.

    “I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”

    “I do our taxes,” Derek says.

    “We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”

    “I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”

    “That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”

    “Please stop talking about your colon.”

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    26 Mar 2018