Vulnera_Sanentur



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    “You know, in the movie version of this, I won’t have said ‘venereal disease’ and you would be reluctantly charmed."

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    10 May 2018

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    Totally awesome, fluffy funny fic.

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    ‘Get a dog, or get a therapist.’ A dog had to be less annoying.

    Written for mating_games Bonus Challenge 6: Meet Cute.

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    10 May 2018

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    Brilliantly snarky and hilarious with a lot of cute!

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    Derek’s eyes stray around Stiles’ room. His wall calendar is on April. Of last year. He might not have a great grip on what day it is. Or what year.

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    “Well,” Stiles says, “that continues to be offensive. I mean. I understood it was a little weird to be married when I was a teenager but I’m twenty now. A full-fledged adult. Like. Mature, and shit.”

    Derek laughs.

    “I’m serious! We have a mortgage. We do our taxes.”

    “I do our taxes,” Derek says.

    “We do couples yoga and monitor our fiber intake.”

    “I don’t monitor my fiber intake.”

    “That’s because you’re a werewolf and your colon can just regrow itself or whatever when you treat it badly. I have a human colon, Derek. It has human colon needs.”

    “Please stop talking about your colon.”

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    26 Mar 2018

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    “Carry me,” Stiles says.

    “No.”

    “But I’m injured.”

    “You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”

    “Please?”

    “No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”

    "Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”

    “You’re disgusting.”

    “Don’t play, you love me.”

    I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

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