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    The life and times of Yan Ruizhi, hapless reincarnation, as his plans to avoid cannon spectacularly fail because he's a dumbass.

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    Masae is not a good person. Lucky for him, neither is his husband.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    "...until it’s weeks later and he’s peeing on a stick at 3 am because holy shit, what the fuck. And then he attempts to not cry into the phone and the dude who knocked him up is like ‘I really don’t care what you do about it’ and ‘It’s probably not even mine’ and slut shames the omega. That, Jiang Cheng, is how someone gets fucking pregnant.” He finishes, removing his hand from Jiang Cheng’s mouth only to jab a finger at him.

    Jiang Cheng looks like he wants to self immolate and/or possibly murder someone.

    In the meantime, their waitress has arrived and looks like she wants to quit her job and run away to live in the woods. Wei Ying relates.

    “Well then,” The waitress starts, clapping her hands together and very visibly pretending like the entire restaurant didn’t just witness what happened, “Can I get you guys anything to start? Drinks? Appetizers?”
    Wei Ying is leaving her such a big tip.

     

    Or, sometimes you get knocked up and then fall in love with the super hot Lan boy who swoops in to save your ass.

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    17 Jun 2021

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    “Oh my God, are you saying that Megatron had Optimus’s baby?” Miko shrieked piercingly.

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    16 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Whirl, ol' buddy.” Swerve shot him an uneasy smile, like he was second-guessing himself even as his mouth forged ahead. “Can I ask a tiny lil' favor?"
    "Depends on what's in it for me. And by 'it,' I mean free high grade." Whirl thought about it. "Y'know, that's sounding less and less like a favor."
    (Or: Whirl forgets not to care long enough to earn himself a few tentative of 'non-enemies', or whatever people call them.)

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    15 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Some triumphs are grand and glorious and shake the foundations of the world.
    Most are not, but that does not make them worth any less.

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    15 Jun 2021

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    As you understand it, Earth is the first peace they've had in a long while. That's something you're willing to fight for.
    (Updates on Sundays)

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    15 Jun 2021