VorpalGirl



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  1. Summary

    These are all WIPs (Works In Progress), scene snippets and ficlets, most of which were originally posted to tumblr blogs of mine (mostly vorpalgirl.tumblr.com). I'm archiving it all here because I DO NOT trust tumblr to be stable or safe for my fanworks/blogs anymore, given the recent...issues they've been having.

    Most of these pieces are going to be Compilation of FFVII works, but not all, and they run a gamut on types of fic or even pairings, so there's no set order if you feel like poking through them, don't worry! :) They're also generally not edited much past the original posting, often a bit rough, and most of them are over a year old if not several though, so please keep in mind they might not be my current quality of work that you see in my other works on AO3.

    Some of these WIPs are for works I may eventually polish up and expand; if I do, each will be published in the finished form as a separate work.

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    A version of the FFVII 'verse where Demons exist, and have more than one reason to be wary of ShinRa. Unfortunate, then, that several hybrid individuals happen to work for them...

    Rated Mature or higher, because an incubus has to eat, amirite?

    This series originates with AsreonInfusion, in her FFVII AU one-shot "Demonology", and pretty much exploded out from there. All stories in this Series owe their existence to her and are done with her permission.

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    Prompt fills for various 'verses based on the tumblr post "100 Ways To Say I Love You".

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    Geeks and dorks making mistakes and falling in love; "Modern AU" of Crisis Core/FFVII.

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    14 Nov 2019

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    It might make you cry but it's absolutely amazing, it's witty, and beautiful, and heartbreaking, and heartwarming, and sometimes all four at once. It's serious and it's funny, it punches you in the feels and it heals your heart, and is honestly the best, most beautiful exploration of trauma and how to recover from it that I think I have ever seen in ANY medium. Read it. (But only when you have a lotta time because it's like 100k long and you WILL be tempted to binge it, trust me).

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    Crowley's prank to leave Aziraphale with fake eggs to babysit does not go remotely as planned.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    An amusing delight and ultimately adorable.

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    Aziraphale’s mouth quirks deeper into a frown. “Then why are you on the floor, my dear?”

    “Napping,” Crowley responds easily, grateful that his large round glasses still covered his eyes. His chest and arm are flaring up in pain, the agony like thousands of fiery needles shooting through his nerves.

    1967. 14 hours, 37 minutes, and 38 seconds since Aziraphale had given Crowley a thermos full of holy water. Not that anyone is counting.

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    28 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It hurts so good and then perfect fluffy hopeful ending in chapter 2 with an AMAZINGLY WELL WRITTEN kiss, great stuff!!

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    What if Aziraphale and Crowley HAD run away? What if out of the billions of trillions of planets and stars they’d chosen an interesting little place called Gallifrey, where they couldn’t seem to understand why nobody seemed to be very happy with Crowley.

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    24 Aug 2019

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    We know the military life has been Sephiroth's thing since childhood, but Zack, Angeal and Genesis definitely had actual 'childhoods' at some point, and Reno did too, in one way or another.
    At some point, someone's got to consider the idea of introducing the Great General to a little childish fun, right?

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    19 Aug 2019