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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Anyway, the point is I like sex. I enjoy it as much as any man. I have it as often as I can get it, although that isn’t as often as I’d like, especially lately. Running the Inquisition’s armies doesn’t leave me with much free time, especially not in the aftermath of an attack by a dark spawn magister and his pet arch demon.

    That’s why I can’t stop thinking about her. It’s the only reason I can think for why she invades my waking thoughts — and my dreams when they are pleasant. I often imagine pushing her up against the nearest wall and plunging into her right there.

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    Or the story of how one quite horny, dirty-minded, slightly twisted, definitely darker Cullen Rutherford unwillingly falls in love with his young, beautiful, and naive Inquisitor, as told by the man himself.

    Now with art!

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    24 Apr 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Cullen "returns the favor." 'Nuff said.

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    24 Apr 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Written for this Kink Meme Prompt, Cullen has had it with being patient in his relationship with the Inquisitor. After a long day and some relentless teasing from the Inquisitor, he decides that he's going to take what he wants from her.

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    24 Apr 2017

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Cullen wants the Inquisitor, but thinks she's out of his league. Then he discovers that she really likes one of Varric's romance serials featuring a blindfold and an anonymous lover who aims to please. Surely there's no harm in making her fantasies come to life....

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    7 Apr 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Falling in love is the worst sort of affliction.

    Update: I've taken a lot of time off from this fic (shakes fist at pesky real life obligations) but I'm adding a new prologue chapter and going through the already posted chapters to make some revisions. There will probably be some new chapters added in to aid with pacing. Thanks for your patience and thanks for reading!

    (Chapters 1-3 have been revised. Working on the others, but leaving them up as is anyway!)

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    3 Apr 2017