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    In which the Company knocks on the door to Bag-End to find a hobbit as resolute as a Baggins and as quick to temper as a Took. She would fit right in with them of course, now if only they could get her to stop threatening them every other second and sign the damned contract.

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    In which being angry at having her house invaded, Mistress Baggins does her best imitation of a serial killer.

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    22 Apr 2018

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    Yeeaaaah, this this is brilliant. I want to be the crazy competant hobbit. The two terms are not mutually exclusive.

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    22 Apr 2018

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    Wonderfully cracky

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    Dwarves do not marry or love outside their race. It would have been nice, if they could. It would have saved Bilbo Baggins' life, if they could. They cannot though, and will not. He will die of his broken heart, but he is mortal so it would have happened anyway. It's painful, it's disheartening, but it is reality. So Bilbo leaves Erebor for Mirkwood, to keep the secrets of his people safe and to spare the family of his heart the sight of his Fading.

    Then the true nature of his Ring is found out.

    Bilbo will destroy this evil before the Fading takes him. He can live until then, complete this task to protect the people he loves.

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    12 Apr 2018

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    Excellently made headcanon. Brilliant character building.

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    I would have your comment on the seating arrangements, Glóin wrote above a drawing of Erebor’s reception hall where he’d crowded dozens of long tables with dwarves and set a small table labelled Thranduil three back from the head table, a deliberate taunt.

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    05 Apr 2018

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    Gloin will have none of your nonsense!

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    The up-side of being unceremoniously shoved seventy-nine (approximately) years into his past, Bilbo mused, was that at least he got the chance to murder his stupid adorable husband before, and also because, he went and got himself killed. Or... something.

    In which Bilbo is pretty sure this is all Elrond's fault but is determined to see the hallucination through, and Thorin is just confused.

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    22 Mar 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hobbit remix that is Emo support mixed with no fucks given. A different path is taken home, and Bilbo and Thorin cant seem to stop acquiring adopted children.