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    Gandalf assumes that he is going to be able to bully Bilbo into coming along on the quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume... Bilbo's not going, and nothing Gandalf can say is going to change his mind.

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    Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

    Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.

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    What if, contrary to popular belief, hobbit babies are more feral than dwarf babies? How would the dwarves react to the tiny cute raging shitstorm that is bby!Bilbo?

    Un-betad.

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    30 Jul 2020

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    When (badly hidden) secrets come to light in Trollshaw, the Company decides to set out and rid the threats that plague the Middle Earth, one at a time.

    a.k.a. the time travel fic where the whole company goes back.

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    29 Jul 2020

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    Pure, unadulterated, and unrepentant crack! How does a wizard deal with thirteen stubborn, uncooperative dwarves who refuse to listen to him, and who get into trouble the moment that his back is turned? With child harnesses and leashes, that's how!

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    29 Jul 2020