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    Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life.

    He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little.

    What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid).

    Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao

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    12 Oct 2021

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    Uchiha Haruki is different. He isn't sure how he knows this, he simply does. He's 1 years old when he realizes that he has the memories of another person from another world and wow that's - that's awesome.

    Until it isn't.

    Uchiha Haruki is living in a manga and he's going to die.

    Hatake Kakashi glances up at his best friend (although he'd throw himself into a platoon of Iwa nin before ever admitting this) and frowns. The Uchiha is lost in his head again, staring blankly into the distance as if it carries the answers to peace between the villages. Shaking his head, Kakashi swiftly pulls out the book Jiraiya sama offered him, the Sannin had said something about paradise?

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    11 Oct 2021

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    紫あじさい
    murasaki ajisai
    purple hydrangea

    White hydrangeas symbolize vanity and grace.
    Blue hydrangeas symbolize gratitude and apology.
    Pink hydrangeas symbolize sincerity and heartfelt emotion.
    Purple hydrangeas symbolize a desire to deeply understand someone.

     

    I'd rather be born as a cat. Or even the non-descript background character. But no, I got reborn as Yamanaka Ino's replacement, in the epicentre of incoming chaos. Oh right, but my name wasn't Ino because apparently existing differently in the womb caused even that to change. Also I have purple eyes, maybe that's why.

    Cue abusing the Yamanaka heiress status. Cue acting as a therapist. Cue dominating the world with the power of common sense. Cue seizing the chance for a better life because Ino was one of the most disappointingly executed character Kishi had ever written.

    (SI as Ino's replacement. No current pairings. Rated M.)

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    11 Oct 2021

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very, very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the shitty, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Fuck that noise. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to unfuck himself.

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    03 Oct 2021

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    You open your eyes and find that you're already dead. But instead of Heaven or Hell, you're bound to a mysterious voice ...

    [Greetings, Host!]
    MC: Who are you?
    [I'm the Secondary Character Grievance Delivery System and now that your physical body is dead we're bound like two fated lovers. Together we’ll avenge the wronged secondary characters of every world! I look forward to working with you.]
    MC: Perfect. My own personal slave.
    [QAQ]

    You're tasked with avenging different secondary characters in different realities. Whether as the scorned ex-fiancée of an overbearing CEO in a cliché romance novel or as a cannon fodder doomed to die in the first five seconds of a survival game, you must work hard.

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    01 Oct 2021