Everybody learned during the confrontation with the Big Bad Government Guy atop Clyde’s Fortress that The New Kid’s special power was some sort of social media magnetism. Which made each of their friends begin to wonder… did that also explain the feelings they had started to have towards them?
No—it couldn’t be. Their crush was perfectly explicable. They liked The New Kid, as a person, a lot. And here’s why.
Fandoms: South Park, Stick of Truth - Fandom, Fractured but Whole
26 Sep 2017
After getting trapped in a time loop for three years (long story), Dovahkiin, betterly known as Douchebag, has been doing all he can within a three day time span before getting reset and having to do the whole adventure over again. He wants change, something new.
(Pre FBW and Post SoT sort of--)
What if instead of joining the forces of Coon and Friends or even the Freedom Pals, the New Kid allied himself with Professor Chaos. It’s not that the Coon thinks he’s totally useless or Doctor Timothy refuses to recruit the New Kid… it’s just that… The Merciful Paladin was his first friend and so what if Professor Chaos is evil? He’s still cute - Oh, uh, interesting. He’s still interesting. Yeah. That’s what he meant.
"You got any name for yourself, New Kid?”
“Uh, what? Consort? No, no, It’s not weird or anything but any reason why?”
“Hmmm… yeah… yeah! I like the sound of that, New Kid! Do-gooders beware, for Professor Chaos no longer stands alone in his quest for total domination of Earth! Forever faithful at his side is the Consort of Chaos; the silent dragon, the hero crusher! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership, New Kid.”
Great. That’s taken care of. Now how does he make Butters realized that his definition of ‘partnership’ is different from him?
12 Jun 2019
Kenny fumbled for his phone, glancing at the caller id only to see it was a group call. He frowned, answering it. "Hel-"
"HELP!" Ashton shrieked, voice filled with panic as harsh gasps crossed through the connection. Kenny shot to his feet, tripping over the part of the blanket on the floor.
"Ashton?!" Kenny asked, only to hear a broken sob on the other end of the line. "Ashton! What's going on?!"
"Kenny!" Token's voice rang out from the phone, just as freaked out as Kenny felt, "We need to get to Ashton's house, now!"
Kenny knew they were too old to honestly wander around like kids playing a superhero game, but he supposed the adults in this town were so fucked up they went along with it anyway. What he hadn't expected was to come across a new hero in the fray- a hero with actual powers, like him. A hero on Cartman's side, going by the name Umbra.
Even more than that, he didn't expect a mission looking for a missing cat would become this dangerous.
With South Park needing actual heroes, a rival that made his stomach twist, and the New Kid making his heart throb and head go crazy, Kenny knew the next couple of weeks would be interesting.
- Part 1 of Game Over (Are We Having Fun Yet?)
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13 Oct 2019