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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    "A triumph."
    -Dave Strider, about getting his dick sucked for the first time

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    20 Nov 2017

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    HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS BLOWJOB FIC

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    "I do swear by Skaia's guiding light to eschew ambition and direction to serve in the holy retinue. I will lay my head in the safety of the bower and pay penance in thought and deed. For the King of All Winters and the Undying Prince, I will provide succor and balm, and yield my being to ease the burden he carries for us all." 

    An off-the-cuff jamfic for the Strilondes discord that spun rapidly out of control. In which Dirk plays the role of resigned god-prince of Skaia, locked in a twisted version of the Year King fable. His life is a sorry routine until one year, he receives a very bold, strange offering from the heir to House Harley, Jake.

    A story about cycles, and how to break them, and the patterns left in the scattered pieces afterward.

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    09 Nov 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    04 Nov 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    Dave is horrendously bad at dirty-talk. Karkat accidentally isn't.

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    26 Oct 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dave has nothing better to do than pester deadly alien spec-ops apparently, but at least it turns out well in the end, especially when he discovers, hey, he's really into the lethal part of that description.

    (No rape happens in this fic. Plenty of sex and violence either way, and an implication of it in one scene.)

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    07 Oct 2017