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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    24 May 2020

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    "Garrett isn't the only Hawke in Kirkwall."

    Carver asks Fenris to practice with him, and from there blossoms a beautiful friendship in which they hit each other with sticks, drink far too much wine, and talk about sex. Everything after that is a bonus. Cheese is eaten, baths are had, and between all the angst someone has sex with an elf.

    This is a story about envy and frustration, and how much Carver needs to get laid.

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    20 May 2020

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    Steve’s kneeling naked on the living room carpet with his face in Bucky’s lap and a mouthful of dick when Sam wanders into the room and sits down on the couch.

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    21 Mar 2020

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    Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.

    Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.

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    09 Mar 2020

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    me: "I kind of want to write a fic where Bucky doesn't decide to become a superhero."

    me: "Like a fic where he becomes a pacifist beekeeper in upstate New York."

    aka: The Emotionally Repressed Bee Farm Love Story

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    17 Feb 2020