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    In which Bilbo is a Child of Yavanna, with blood and knowledge of long passed times. After traveling Middle Earth for thousands of years, he settles back down in his roots... until a wizard comes along, that is.

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    05 Sep 2019

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    Bilbo knows that the only difference between heroism and stupidity is the success rate.

    Nobody seems to understand this.

    Possibly he doesn't either because he's somehow on a quest to defeat a dragon. He doesn't know why he ever thought Gandalf was wise because this is almost certainly going to kill them all.

    But if everybody just stopped being so determinedly idiotic they might just make it through.

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    17 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    These stories are all unconnected one-shots written for the Fluff Bingo that Jilly James set up on the Just Write! Discord. For every four stories posted I get to call 'Bingo' and if I manage all sixteen prompts then I get to call 'Blackout'!

    Challenge lasts from July 1 until October 31, 2019, so wish me luck.

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    14 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Bilbo understands why he and Thorin must Court in the Dwarven fashion, he really does, but surely that does not preclude him from throwing in a few Hobbit traditions as well.

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    14 Jul 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Dances in the Shire could never have prepared Bella for Ereborian balls.

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    14 Jul 2019