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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    The only type of dating geologists are good at is radioactive carbon-dating. The rest goes completely over their heads.

    (Viktor and Yuuri are geology professors leading a field course in Western Australia. Chaos ensues.)

    Alfred shifts awkwardly. Looks at Viktor and Yuuri, and asks, “So, uh. Are you guys dating?”

    Yuuri greatly misunderstands, and Viktor panics.

    Of course we are, Yuuri says. Rather critically, he thinks to himself: why else would he be here, in the scorching, godforsaken heat, surrounded by a hundred kilos of rock, if not for the purpose of radiometric dating?

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    20 Apr 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    5 times Victor didn’t realize Yuuri had a breeding kink + 1 time he had a reality check fucked into him.

    In which Victor doesn’t get it, and Yuuri doesn’t get pregnant.

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    06 Apr 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    The morning after the GPF banquet in Sochi, Yuuri wakes up with no memory of the previous night, a Cthulhu-level hangover, and . . . a tattoo on his abs? Oh god. Did he get a drunk tattoo in Russia??

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    04 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Chris finds out just how differently Yuuri acts when he’s behind a locked door.

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    22 Mar 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    There's several things to contend with here:

    One, Katsuki may have adopted the femme fatale seductress persona on ice at first, but Yuri's impression of him being the type to coyly beckon and then let his partner take the lead was so far off base it's in another country. Another planet, perhaps.

    Two, despite everything, Yuri is apparently into that.

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    yuri's imagination and teenage hormones are running wild. overhearing some intimate moments between victor and yuuri definitely has an effect on him. also, does his bff otabek have to be so hot too?

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    09 Mar 2018