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    Mickey figures he has two options: check them both into the hospital, since they're suffering from some sort of shared delusion, or believe the guy when he says he's an alien.

    The thing is—Mickey believes him.

    (Inspired by the immortal line "I like fucking carrot-tops. Like, with the freckles and the pale skin? Fucking . . . alien-looking?")

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    08 Aug 2018

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    “Hades and Persephone reborn huh,” Fury states then more than asks, “no need to ask which is which.”

    Toni’s brows furrow even as dread begins to squirm to life inside of her.

    But before she can say anything, before she can open her mouth and set the record straight, she hears it.

    A murmur as loud as a scream from somewhere in the tomb silent bridge.

    “That whole Merchant of Death thing,” someone off to the side faux whispers, “makes a lot more sense now.”

    It echoes across the bridge like a gunshot.

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    03 Aug 2018

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    Stiles broke Christmas. Stiles broke the star off the Christmas tree, the one that the first gift of Christmas goes under, the one that starts Christmas and has had the same star for hundreds of years and Stiles broke it. This is officially the worst thing Stiles has ever done. Including getting Scott turned into a werewolf. What’s a little lycanthropy ever hurt anyone? There are lots and lots of really great werewolves out there and Scott’s fine. So he gets a little fuzzy every full moon. At least he can enjoy a nice cobwebby room without the dust causing his lungs to close up.

    But this, this is terrible. Children all over the world are going to be disappointed because Stiles broke Christmas and Santa Claus, Santa freaking Claus is looking at Stiles like he’s going to end up on the naughty list and Stiles’ dad is going to give him that look and –

    “Will you stop doing that?” Angry Eyebrow Elf mutters and shoves Stiles into a chair. “Seriously, stop panicking. You’re giving me a headache just looking at you.”

    OR: The One Where Stiles is a Jack Skellington's grandson and Derek is an elf because of reasons.

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    03 Aug 2018

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    Harvey has always put on a good show at work. He has put a lot of effort into the smoke and mirrors act, and it had worked to his advantage- until now. Backed into a corner by a law he can't side-step, he decides Mike is his only way out. They're getting married, and Mike really has no say in it. Alludes to but does not strictly follow the plot of the movie "The Proposal"(2009)

    The main plot is complete. Still probably gonna post more epilogues though.

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    02 Aug 2018

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    They find James Barnes in the summer of 1977.

    Tony Stark is seven years old and impossibly smart, and it doesn’t occur to James to measure time in any other way than in relation to Tony because, let’s face it, Tony is one of the pillars upon which he rebuilt himself.

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    30 Jul 2018