Twisted_Magic



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  1. Summary

    A continuous series of Batman/Joker crack ficlets.

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    I Set Your Heart On Fire (Also Your Toaster):
    Alfred Pennyworth forgets to lock the window, so Bruce Wayne wakes up to find a villain has set his toaster on fire. And made him breakfast. A very burnt breakfast, but food none the less. A little ficlet about Joker crushing on Brucie, but Bruce doesn't want his crispy toast.

    Christmas Ain't Christmas 'til Somebody Breaks in (Again):
    It's Christmas time at Wayne Manor and the family is celebrating it the bat-way. Which means lazy butlers, cute assassins wrapping presents, and gift bearing villains. The clown is back in town for another ficlet. And that doesn't exactly float a certain someone's bat-boat.

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  2. Summary

    A series about Nicky being protective of Joe and killing the people who hurt him.

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    Carcass Crippled Underneath the Pounding Waves of Adoration
    When a mission to rescue prisoners turns into an all out battle and Joe is nearly drowned in a canal, Nicky gets protective.

    Let Me Taste Your Blood
    Nicky, Joe, Andy, and Nile are restrained in a cell after a mission gone wrong. When a man comes in and starts beating up Joe, Nicky kills that man with his teeth.

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  3. Summary

    A collection of crack/humour ficlets I wrote in 2013.

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    Batman

    I Set Your Heart On Fire (Also Your Toaster)

    Christmas Ain't Christmas 'til Somebody Breaks in (Again)

    HoO, PJO

    The Cupcake Man

    Harry Potter

    Dumblydoor at Summer Camp

    Dumbling Around in the Lake

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  4. Summary

    A collection of unrelated crack ficlets about Albus Dumbledore.

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    Dumblydoor at Summer Camp:
    When Rose Weasley decides to try a Muggle summer camp, she is surprised to find that Albus Dumbledore is one of the camp counsellors. Let's just say that Dumbledore and non-magical settings don't really go well together.

    Dumbling Around in the Lake:
    Minerva needs to relax after wrangling students in transfiguration class, so she decides to take a swim in the lake. She has a humourous encounter she did not expect.

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  5. Summary

    A collection of unrelated Solangelo stories.

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    There Can Be No Shadows Without Light:
    Nico has a nightmare about Tartarus and wakes up in a panic to find some shadows have come with him. Will intervenes and helps bring him back from the dark.

    Running:
    Nico di Angelo has always lived by one simple rule: when things get too much to handle, it’s time to leave. And right now feels like one of those times. Nico runs off to Europe and unsuccessfully tries to forget Will.

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    Cotard’s Syndrome—a condition comprised of delusions that make one believe they have already died.

     

    Jason thinks he’s dead. Dick takes him to California.

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    20 May 2022

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    What the Living Do by Anonymous

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    “Did you not want to have sex?” Kon asks, his voice taking on a panicked pitch.

    There are many ways Tim could answer that; ‘No, I never want to have sex.’ ‘Yes, but only to make you happy.’

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    19 May 2022

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    Let Your Sins be of Omission by ghostwriterofthemachine

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    Tim Drake has been missing for five months.

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    17 May 2022

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    Just Breathe by Lulu_Rythmea

    Read Chapter 21 as of May 17th 2022. Will download once complete.

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    Whumptober2021 - October 1 - Bound

    Dick wakes up completely restrained and unable to move. He's able to handle it... until he can't.

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    08 May 2022

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    all trussed up by Jinmukang

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    It is warm in the apartment, he knows it is, but he still feels a coldness surrounding him as he closes his eyes and waits for sleep to come.

     

     

    This is the last time I’m going to fall asleep in this bed.

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    06 May 2022

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    those six days by bartallen

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