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    She reached out and put a hand over his wallet and crossed the few feet between them, bending down to put her lips close to his ear. “I think you should go home, Captain Rogers,” she exhaled, hoping the hair tumbling over her shoulder would obscure his face.
    Steve looked up in confusion. “I’m not…I mean…you’re not going to get into trouble...if that’s what you’re worried about.”
    She inched closer and dipped a knee into the mattress, leaning in close enough to smell his cologne. Darcy took a hold of his hand and slid it under her dress, carefully keeping it to the outside of her leg, made sure he could feel the gun that was strapped to her thigh as she reached into her cleavage with the other hand and flashed her badge for one brief moment. “That’s not what I’m worried about, sir.”

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    11 Mar 2018

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    Being the account of the daring and dangerous adventures of Belladonna Baggins, of her time spent in the Company of Thorin Oakenshield, of the liberation of Erebor from the Calamitous Smaug, her finding and destroying of the Ring of Power.

    (And other happenings, both horrible and heartwarming, heroic and harrowing, some grand and some far too gentle to spoil upfront, which the author has chosen to include in her Most Remarkable tale.)

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    04 Mar 2018

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    Of all the names Bella Baggins ever held over the course of her long life, of those given to her by the various noble peoples of Middle-earth, or the ones she herself took up for one reason or another, most being altogether too bold for any self-respecting hobbit to claim, her first and favorite was Bright Eyes.

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    03 Mar 2018

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    Some people are born with a soulmate mark. Others secretly petition the gods. The gods rarely answer, but when they do, there are consequences. For most races, soulmates are coveted. For Hobbits, soulmates are too passionate, too possessive, and have too many children and not enough prize-winning produce. Female Billa Baggins may be tempted by Thorin Oakenshield, but she knows better.

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    01 Mar 2018

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    Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

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    Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...

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    28 Dec 2017

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