TwistedAmusement13



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  1. Summary

    Stories in the same verse as 'Safe Place to Hide Away'. The main story is that one and the subsequent fics will be snippets of life after the main story wraps.

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    Stiles stumbles back when Derek takes a step toward him, but still says, "Tell me, did you offer Isaac, Erica and Boyd 'the bite,' too?" He's not proud of the air quotes he uses, but it's too late to rethink them now—Derek lunges at him with a growl and Stiles trips over his own feet and falls on his ass on the rocky ground. "What the fuck, Derek?"

    "You don't know what you're talking about," Derek says. He crouches over Stiles, insanely thick thighs bracketing Stiles's raised knees. His eyes flash red.

    Stiles sucks in a breath, heart beating high and terrified in his throat. He barely has enough breath to rasp, "What the fuck?" again.

    There's a growl low in Derek's chest. He says, "You can tell Scott that if he shows up with you, the deal's off."

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    An AU where Scott was never bit by Peter Hale, Derek actually manages to be a good alpha, and Stiles gets kidnapped a lot.

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    14 Jan 2019

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    "So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

    God, he dreams.

    He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it."

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    08 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    A man stood in front of Derek, three feet away. He had blood on his mouth, throat, and left arm. He blinked at Derek but he looked more dazed than afraid. He grinned, baring bloodied teeth, held up two fingers, and rasped, “Hey,” in a voice that sounded like it hadn’t been used in weeks, before collapsing straight down in a dead faint.

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    07 Jan 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    When Derek Hale calls upon the Nemeton for help, he is promised a rare and precious magical being to aid him: a Spark. He is expecting a strong, powerful creature with super strength and jaw-dropping abilities.

    Instead, out of a cloud of smoke steps Stiles Stilinski: 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones.

    Suddenly, Derek Hale finds himself placing the future of his pack and entire town in the hands of a gangly, sarcastic, hyperactive idiot who doesn't know what year it is, never mind how to defeat the tyrannical forces bearing down upon Beacon Hills. Stiles is not what Derek hoped for, but they'll have to learn to work together if there is any hope for them at all.

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    07 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch 2

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    It's a holiday classic: homesick boy wants to make a pumpkin pie while studying abroad, boy realizes the only place to find vegetable shortening is a sex shop, and boy makes fool of himself in front of other boy.

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    06 Jan 2019