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    “Am I sacked?”

    M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”

    James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.

    “You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”

    “So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.

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    Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).

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    22 Apr 2018

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    Great story, well written. Bond learns what it's like to have a family.

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    In which Spectre is actually Bond's poorly written attempt at falsifying a mission report. Q wants a flight simulator, Eve wants more lines, and M wants a drink. Everybody's a critic.

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    17 Apr 2018

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    Brilliant and Hysterical resolution of the gaping plot holes in SPECTRE. LMAO!!!

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    The one where feathers appear out of nowhere.

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    14 Apr 2018

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    I love wing!fic, esp the 00Q kind!

    Sweet, a little angsty, nice finish. Love the idea of the tattoo.

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    If Bond wants a shoehorn that can also pick locks, it's Q's job to give it to him. (Well, actually it's not, but for some reason he keeps getting talked into it anyway. Also, he's been making a genuinely excessive number of things that explode.)

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    13 Apr 2018

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    Brilliant and hysterical!!!

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    “You’re an expert at the challenging, though. I have handled—personally, mind you—three double-O agents, and not one of them has been the exasperation that you so continuously prove. You don’t think. Someone who doesn’t think doesn’t deserve hot water.”

    Or, the one where Q controls the universe with technology and Bond is trying to avoid complications (like falling for the voice in his head).

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    13 Apr 2018

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    Brilliant