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    In the absence of King Vesemir, Stregobor rules over the Northern Realms, his henchman, the evil Sheriff of Redania terrorising the people – that is, until one day Lord Pankratz’s son returns from the war and starts a rebellion against them.

    The Sheriff wants Pankratz dead.

    Prince Geralt just wants him naked.

    a.k.a. ‘That Robin Hood AU No One Asked For’, starring Geralt as a very grumpy Maid Marian and Jaskier as– well, you can guess who.

    Rated ‘M’ for references to consenting adults fornicating, foul language, some very mild, manly violence and one intimidating moustache.

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    16 Oct 2021

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    Everyone knows Geralt is a softie. He kicks ass without mercy but around those he cares for, he melts. So when Jaskier finally makes his feelings for the Witcher known – and they’re reciprocated – it’s no surprise to the bard when the witcher takes him to his bed and makes love to him, soft and slow, restraining the animal, the brute, Jaskier craves.
    Which is all well and good, lovely even, but Jaskier really, really wants to be fucked.

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    10 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    Nine to five, Jaskier manages other people’s money, and it’s pretty routine stuff. But Friday to Sunday nights, he’s The Bard, and his late late radio show keeps company with the lonely and melancholic. Just his little secret between him and a few thousand listeners. He plays some songs, takes calls.

    He doesn’t know he has a ten year old fan and that her dad is about to not only hire him to manage his accounts, but change his life forever. Because just like every good love song, Jaskier is a sucker for a pretty face but prefers interesting souls. And Geralt is very interesting. And also very pretty.

    A rom-com with little angst, just two idiots falling in love.

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    04 Oct 2021

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    “In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke.

    “Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan.

    Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day.

     
    Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers.
     
    Funny how things work out.

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    02 Oct 2021

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    It’s a tradition the three of them hold. Whenever one of them finds a book of the right kind, he brings it back to Kaer Morhen to share with the others. They keep the books on a shelf in the library that they inexpertly installed themselves.

    Eskel drags a chair up to form their little semicircle in front of the library fire. Lambert opens the first bottle of krupnikas.

    ‘Well?’ Lambert says. ‘Either of you find a good one this year?’

    ‘Feast your eyes, lads,’ says Eskel with relish, ‘on this.’

    He waves an octavo at them.

    ‘Picked it up in Redania,’ he says. ‘Meant to be very spicy.’

    He waggles his eyebrows, and Geralt grins.

    Jaskier is a romance novelist, and Geralt finds out.

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    30 Sep 2021