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    Mandalorian courtship is very simple: declare your interest in someone, spend time together if they reciprocate, and get married after a year or so. Getting married is even easier – simply swap the vows and announce it a few days later to the Tribe so you can all celebrate the happy news. Then spend the next few months fending off the nosy Elders (who all want to know when they can expect to hear more little feet on the ground). At the end of it all, Mandalorians court the same way the rest of the galaxy does.

    Except for Paz Vizla. Despite his Traditionalist background, he goes about this courtship and marriage business in a very nontraditional way...a very, very, very nontraditional way.

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    14 Oct 2021

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    There's no way the guy in that picture actually sells pool supplies for a living. And there's definitely no way his name is Ray. Nope. Not a chance. Not when he looks like that.

    Also known as the fluff piece I wrote when I should have been working on literally anything else.

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    05 Oct 2021

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    Bilba "Bell" Baggins decides she's waited quite long enough to take her mother's advice and stories to venture west for an adventure of her own. She never could have imagined finding herself in Ered Luin and adopted by a trio of dwarrow in her wildest imaginations, let alone get dragged into the utter madness of a quest to reclaim lost homeland!

    But not all is what it seems. Plagued by visions of things and places she can't possibly begin to understand, Bilba comes to realize there is far more at stake than meets the eye, and even greater forces at work than any of them can imagine. Destined for the Lonely Mountain, it becomes clear that Someone is intent on preventing the Line of Durin from falling, and she appears to be the messenger.

    Oh dear.

    AU, Pre-Quest, Nori/Bilba.

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    02 Oct 2021

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    Captured by orcs during the Fell Winter, Bella Baggins has spent years disguising herself as a simple hobbit lad named Bilbo. Frerin had been captured during the battle of Azanulbizar, not killed as his kin believed. Thrown together in the harshest of conditions, they had managed to become a family. So when the chance finally came to escape, they took it with both hands.

    However, even though they are free, they are soon drawn into something much larger than just themselves. The impossible task of reclaiming Erebor.

    Will the quest be successful or is it doomed from the start? They need a home, but possibly much more will be found along the way, family and maybe even love.

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    26 Sep 2021

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    Bilba Baggins, Crown Princess of Erebor, knew the stories well. How her wandering ancestors, desiring a home, had tricked the King of Erebor and stolen his throne. It wasn’t a particularly nice story but, according to the legends, the old king had been a brute anyway so Bilba never particularly minded.

    King Durin had reportedly vowed to one day return and reclaim the mountain but, as the years passed the threat became little more than legend.

    Legend, until the day they weren’t.

    Now declared a threat to the stability of the throne and the new king who sits upon it, BIlba is given an ultimatum. She can marry her sworn enemy and bear him heirs to strengthen the Durin line, or be executed to remove the threat she presents by simply existing.

    The choice is hers.

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    26 Sep 2021