TriffidsandCuckoos
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Take the Fall (What's a Second Time) by TriffidsandCuckoos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2019
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The first time Crawly meets Aziraphael, he takes responsibility for causing the Fall of Mankind (standard casual meet-cute, obviously), because even if he's never met the angel before it still seems like the right thing to do.
(Don't tell anyone.)
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He Bought You Flours by TriffidsandCuckoos for flightinflame
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
07 Nov 2019
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Breakfast isn't a badass meal.
Todd used to make Amanda guilt pancakes. Dirk would like these pancakes, minus the guilt.
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Fear is Only In Your Mind by TriffidsandCuckoos
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Oct 2019
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The universe has found a body for communicating. Todd Brotzman is having really weird dreams. An innate connection to the universe means reality isn't quite what it seems for everyone else.
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Metaphorical Ants by TriffidsandCuckoos
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Aug 2019
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'Ontologically and theologically speaking, demons do not feel love. God is love, thus by being cast out of Her favour that virtue was cast out of them. Asking a demon to so much as describe love is like asking an ant to describe gravity, presuming ants can comprehend anti-gravity into the bargain or at least extended metaphors.
(Of course, if we could ask ants their position on physics, the world might well be a better place. It would certainly contain more leaves.)'
Crowley is drunk and in love with a lot of things. Aziraphale would prefer not to listen to this.
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Just Let The Zombies Win by TriffidsandCuckoos
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
11 Aug 2019
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'Left unattended by the universe and with an actual (poorly) paid team, Dirk got ideas. Dirk Googled. And Dirk booked Team Building Exercises.'
Buoyed by the existence of the Agency and a desire to Solve Cases Without Universal Involvement, Dirk has decided the Agency will now be participating in an escape room. In theory this will strengthen their bonds as a team. In practice they're just getting trapped together in their spare time too.
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Then I Defy You Stars by TriffidsandCuckoos
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
23 Mar 2019
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In which Merlin's father is a rather different entity altogether.
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A Halloween Expert by flightinflame
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Oct 2019
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Dirk decides he must have what is frankly the most hideous tie that Todd has ever seen, and Todd soon learns that Dirk and Mona have no idea about Halloween. So Todd ends up trying to explain it to them both, organising the holiday with minimal stress and maximum fun, whilst discovering that sometimes Halloween shapeshifters can be unnerving.
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27 Oct 2019
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Few experience (what you really are) by flightinflame
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
20 Nov 2019
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Magneto despises the humans that experiment on and enslave his kind. Recaptured after escaping the lab where he spent his youth, he finds himself bought by a rich man whose household is full of mutants. But Charles is keeping secrets of his own, and while he’s a dangerous man, he’s a powerful one to have on your side.
Bookmarked by TriffidsandCuckoos
25 Oct 2019
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Marriage and Misery by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale firmly told himself he would not make such a maudlin spectacle of himself any longer.
Fine, then. He loved. Crowley did not.
They were husbands nonetheless, in nothing but name; strangers apart from their wordless shared evenings and some polite conversations on occasion.
Love would not - could not - change a thing.Marriage, especially the arranged variety, is an enterprise wraught with pitfalls; moreso, Lord Aziraphale Fell is quickly learning, when hearts become involved.
Troublesome things, really, hearts.
Only fit to break...- Language:
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10 Oct 2019
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This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.
Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.
When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.
Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
Bookmarked by TriffidsandCuckoos
20 Sep 2019
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A Metaphor Of Some Kind by copperbadge
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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After the world doesn't end, Hell gets Crowley and Heaven gets Aziraphale, but not for very long.
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17 Sep 2019