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“There is a ritual,” Victor said, cutting him off. “It would require us to combine our energies carnally, join our bodies together, and for both parties to reach completion. In doing so we would unlock the magic spell that holds us trapped in this place.”
“We would have to – oh,” Reed said. “Carnally?”
“Yes, Richards,” Doom said.
“You and I would have to –”
“Yes, Reed,” Doom snapped.
Reed and Doom have sex, for magic reasons.
The Council of Reeds deals with a difficult member: Reed Von Doom.
“Shall we toast?" He didn’t wait for Reed to answer before he clinked their glasses together. “To new discoveries.”
It was the kind of toast Reed might have made himself, right after “to family.” Doom raised his glass in his direction and, still not quite sure what game it was they were playing now, Reed followed suit. Doom smiled.
“Very good,” he said, taking a sip of his wine. “Now tell me, Reed Richards – what brings you to this universe?”
“What else? New discoveries,” he said, parroting Doom’s toast.
“Peter,” May said, jabbing her index finger into the center of his chest. “Liv and I are getting married. That is the end of the story.”
“She is my archnemesis!” Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air.
“Well,” May said, turning away from him. “That’s just something you’ll both have to work on. I’m going to go do the laundry now.”
“ARCHNEMESIS,” Peter shouted at her retreating back.
The test was positive.
Felicia tilted it idly this way and that, sitting on the bathroom floor with her back against the cupboard. The floors and the counter tops were marble, and the shower door was glass. Every one of Felicia’s moves seemed to echo in the large room, even though she knew that she was making no sound.
The test was positive. She didn’t bother to check the box to make sure she’d gotten the little symbols right. She’d known before she took it.
“Well,” she breathed out, tilting her head back to inspect the ceiling. “Damn, Spider.”
Felicia, before and after The Heist.
Johnny Storm and Peter Parker, getting married. Really-not-really.
Fandom: Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Mar 2014