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    The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.

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    Dr. Alan Grant pioneers the exciting new field of Anthropologic Paleontology.

    Or, to be more specific, "Alan gets kidnapped and accidentally marries a raptor" (thanks to Sinwritesfics for this very amusing rendition of my summary). However, please note there is not a bestiality tag for this fic, and it never will have one -- just in case that might be a concern for some readers. ; )

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    Jay has a problem.

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    30 Dec 2018

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    The first thing Percival Graves does after being released back into the world is buy a new wand. The Aurors recovered his ebony wand from Grindelwald but Graves can’t even look at it, let alone pick it up. He goes to Greymalkin’s the minute he’s let out of the hospital and tries half a dozen wands. Some spark, a few smoke, but only one really works. The wand that chooses him is raw aspen, whiter than bone and so rough that Graves gives himself a splinter conjuring up a storm of brilliant red birds.

    Greymalkin eyes the wand distrustfully. “Eleven and a half inches,” he says, sounding sour. “With a dragon heartstring core. One of Ollivander’s. Shoddy work, if you ask me.”

    The wand hums against his fingertips. Graves buys it, tucks it up under his sleeve, and keeps it there, splinters and all, until he manages to fall into a fitful sleep later that night.

    The second thing Graves does is quit his job, because honestly.

    The third thing Graves does is get jumped by Credence Barebone in an alley.

    (Underwent revision; completed 9/12/2018)

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    These are not all lies.

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