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    “You don’t even know the course name?” Derek growls after the guy blushes and stutters out an answer, because, Jesus, he thought the university had standards.

    And it sounds like the course the guy is describing is his. Isn’t it just his lucky day? No breakfast and another student who doesn’t give a shit about the course material.

    This class is going to be hell – he’s calling it now.

    (Sequel/companion piece to Hemingway Can Suck It.)

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    16 Sep 2018

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    “For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”

    Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.

    (Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.)

    Note: French translation by the lovely enso-infinite now available (link inside)!

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    16 Sep 2018

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    Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss

    He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.

    “I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.

    Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.

    Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.

    (Or: In which Derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns.)

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    16 Sep 2018

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    Derek had started reading the column by accident. Really, reading strangers’ questions about knotting and heat had never really appealed to him. However, at that point in time, he was a little desperate.

    And he was right: most of the questions submitted by anonymous readers didn’t appeal to him. The answers, though, did.

    (Or: In which Stiles writes an advice column about knotting and Derek is smitten. Also they're neighbors.)

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    16 Sep 2018

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    Derek Hale hates libraries.

    Unfortunately, not all books can be ordered on Amazon.

    (Or: in which Derek is a grumpy omega writer, and Stiles is an annoyingly attractive alpha special collections librarian.)

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