11 Jan 2020
“Calling me a bloody eunuch the last time wasn’t enough?!” Jaskier rants, trailing after Geralt into the cold night. “You had to— You had to—”
“I’m sorry,” Geralt sneers. “The next time you sleep with some idiot lord’s wife, I’ll just let him run you through with his sword, shall I?”
“You could have said anything!” Jaskier shrills at him. “Did you have to tell him that— That I was—”
“My Nilfgaardian love slave?” Geralt prompts helpfully.
And Jaskier watches, transfixed, as a slow dirty smile curls up the side of Geralt’s mouth. “What? You don’t think you’d like it?”
(or, five times geralt and jaskier had to pretend to be in, like, a violently sexual relationship, and one time... well.)
- Part 2 of witcher works
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12 Jan 2020
14 Jul 2019
Graves seems mostly alright when they find him.
Seraphina can tell he isn't, of course, she's known him long enough for that, but she doesn't realize how bad it really is until it's almost too late. And by then, a deal with the devil might be the only option she has left.
28 Apr 2019
In Auror training, they had been taught what to do in case they were ever confronted with the Cruciatus curse.
Percival remembered it like it was yesterday. His instructor had been a grizzled, scarred wizard named Atticus Rattigan, a living legend who had himself experienced the torture curse more than once.
Turns out, Rattigan had had no goddamned clue what he’d been talking about.
So yeah, she likes Zuko. Fucking sue her. She didn’t know him Before, like the others. The only Zuko she knows for herself is the one who’s way too easy to rile up, who carried her around and took Aang all the way to some ancient ruins and found some dragons with him. She likes that Zuko.
She likes him even more when she finds out about the Underground Rumble tournaments.
(three perspectives on the 'Zuko's Our Friend Now' Situation)
- Part 12 of first rule of earth kingdom fight club...
As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.
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01 Jan 2020