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    After losing Sirius at the Department of Mysteries Harry is left abandoned, lost and alone with her uncaring relatives for the summer. She somehow finds herself sharing dreams with Lord Voldemort who quickly discovers that she is his horcrux, changing the terms of the game between them forever.

    Because not only is she a part of himself that he is now determined to reclaim, but thanks to the terms outlined in a centuries old will she is also the key to him claiming his birthright and conquering Magical Britain once and for all. And nothing is as seductive to the abandoned as someone who truly wants them.

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    21 Sep 2018

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    Peter is starting his freshman year at Columbia University. Like any other totally normal college student, he has totally normal things to worry about. Like getting to his 8 a.m. chemistry course on time. And finding people to sit with in the dining hall.

    And meeting his new roommate.

    Does having an incredibly powerful alien god and also (ex?) super-villain for a roommate make it easier or harder to keep being a teenage superhero? Peter’s only inquiring on a purely hypothetical basis, of course. Because he’s a totally normal college student.

    Totally. Normal.

     

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    06 Sep 2018

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    In a world where Voldemort's victory brought forth the golden age of pureblood supremacy, young Harry - an average Durmstrang student - grows surrounded by the same propaganda that has become the gospel truth of the Wizarding World. Injustice is a norm and racism is not only accepted, but actively encouraged. Embracing the status quo becomes harder when Harry finds himself in a train station where the living should not dwell, and a dangerous friend who goes by the name "Tom".

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    06 Sep 2018

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    Peter went through the greatest loses of his relatively short life in a relatively short time span. There is nothing that he wants to do more than to just sleep and forget, but his mind and the world won't let him. Wade just wants to help but Spiderman keeps their relationship at a distance. However, Peter survives a close call by the skin of his teeth because of Deadpool and the beginnings of a relationship take root.

    "You know you suck at summaries, right?"

    Well yeah, obviously Deadpool. I don't know how to summary.

    "Just let me write it. Ahem, 'Spidey has the best ass and I'd do anything for that ass, especially un-alive a lot of people.' There, that's much better."

    I don't think you understand the art of summaries either.

    "I am offended! I will have you know that I am a patron of the written verse!"

    Oh, you slay me.

    "Damn right!"

    Do you understand what sarcasm is?

    "What? Can't hear you, I'm... through.... tunnel. Bye!"

    I can still see you.

    "Can't talk, killing people for hurting Spidey!"

    Deadpool no- augh, he's gone.

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    28 Aug 2017

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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    28 Aug 2017