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    Peter went through the greatest loses of his relatively short life in a relatively short time span. There is nothing that he wants to do more than to just sleep and forget, but his mind and the world won't let him. Wade just wants to help but Spiderman keeps their relationship at a distance. However, Peter survives a close call by the skin of his teeth because of Deadpool and the beginnings of a relationship take root.

    "You know you suck at summaries, right?"

    Well yeah, obviously Deadpool. I don't know how to summary.

    "Just let me write it. Ahem, 'Spidey has the best ass and I'd do anything for that ass, especially un-alive a lot of people.' There, that's much better."

    I don't think you understand the art of summaries either.

    "I am offended! I will have you know that I am a patron of the written verse!"

    Oh, you slay me.

    "Damn right!"

    Do you understand what sarcasm is?

    "What? Can't hear you, I'm... through.... tunnel. Bye!"

    I can still see you.

    "Can't talk, killing people for hurting Spidey!"

    Deadpool no- augh, he's gone.

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    28 Aug 2017

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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    28 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    The compound at Teufort rises, sprawling, out of the desert as Miss Pauling’s car kicks up sand in the dry wind that’s already clogging your lungs. No amount of sunscreen can save you from the pale glare overhead; the only thing that eases your eyes is the brim of your homburg—and barely that. You’re still squinting as your escort stops the car outside the fence.

    “We’ll walk,” she says with a polite smile, lightly slapping the steering wheel with her driving gloves.

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    What it says on the tin: a reader-insert fic with a plausible tenth class. A quick-paced, slow-burn Reader/Medic fic. 50% realism, 50% escapism. 100% guilty pleasure.

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    23 Oct 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    The one-eyed scientist of the Decepticons decides to get familiar with the native life forms of earth through means of experimentation and dissection, killing hundreds of innocents. A girl who fell victim to this threat against humanity struggles to trust any Cybertronian people after her previous torture, but learns to find light in these dark times with the help of her new Autobot friends. Hopefully, they can fight to unravel Shockwave's true intentions and save lives.

    Smokescreen/OC, soon Wheeljack/OC and UM/OC.

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    23 Oct 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    “Tell me, human-" Starscream purrs, so close the vibrations of his voice roar through you. “-Did you honestly want to know about cybertronian reproduction, or does this have something to do with these “needs” you so conveniently skimmed over?”

    (Formerly known as "Maximum Efficiency")

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    23 Oct 2015