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    Usually, students come to the campus witch for potions that don’t truly need magic. Yoongi’s famous all-nighter elixir is essentially black coffee mixed with red bull. But this latest commission needs some odd ingredients. The blood of a virgin? A little harder to procure than unicorn hair.

    (“Yoongi-hyung, what did you need from me again?”

    “Tae? How sexually experienced are you? Just. Asking for a friend.")

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    19 Mar 2018

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    Seokjin doesn’t wait for Jaehwan to speak when he picks up the call.

    “Jaehwan” he breathes out, staring up at the ceiling, “my blind date wasn’t. A guy.”

    “What do you mean?”, Jaehwan asks carefully, “That dating app is meant for guys only.”

    “I think you didn’t hear what I just said. It wasn’t a guy—one guy. It’s— six. Six guys. Your stupid fucking app set me up with six guys.”

    (alternatively: Seokjin gets tricked into using dating apps. Things go a little haywire after a bug ruins his blind date.)

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    15 Feb 2018

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    In order to graduate, Park Jimin must convince cute grocery cashier Jeon Jungkook that this sack of flour is his beloved child.

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    11 Feb 2018

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    “I--isn’t this my room?” the guy looks up, and then around.

    “This is 309.”

    “Three-oh--” the guy repeats. “B-but I remember typing in the code! And it worked. This makes no sense.”

    “Oh,” Jimin frowns, thinking hard. “That’s weird. Do we... happen to have the same code?”

    The other guy is gnawing at his lip now. “Maybe? Is--is it…95...13?”

    “Oh my god,” Jimin gasps, leaning back. “We do!”

    (Jimin and Jungkook are neighbors who just so happen to keep coming up with the same passcodes.)

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    04 Feb 2018

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    Officer Jeon tries to make a move, but it doesn't go as planned.

    Alternatively: Do not arrest people for stealing your heart, it's unethical.

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    04 Feb 2018