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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    Izzy Hands has been taking in your library.

    Death Of The Author? It bloody will be.

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    28 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    “Come in, come in,” he said again, and Izzy pictured killing him. “Take a seat, Israel, make yourself comfortable.”
    “Make yourself a fucking corpse,” Izzy replied, and sat.

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    21 Oct 2022

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    Aziraphale put his manuscript aside, instruments perched daintily on a knock-off Charles and Diana commemorative dish by an artist who couldn’t seem to decide whether he was painting the Princess of Wales or a young Aled Jones. “I believe the general consensus is that the fun of sexual activity is to enjoy climax, not to be deprived of it,” he said.

    “Well, you would think that, angel.” Crowley stood up, unfolding himself in a sinewy deployment that Aziraphale followed with his eyes. “A right little hedonist you are, if ever I saw one.”

    Or: Aziraphale and Crowley try something new. Crowley learns to ask for what he really wants.

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    21 Oct 2022

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    A spell saves Harry's life, but survival comes at great personal cost for both Harry and Severus Snape.

    [A complete draft, but I still think of this as a WIP because there's lots of work I'd love to do on it. After all this time I'm so out of touch with the fandom and this pairing that I wouldn't know where to start. Archived here because I get asked for it a really lot if I take it offline! It's warts-'n'-all, especially the text formatting.]

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    21 Aug 2022

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    “Fuck off, shut up. What I mean is—I want it to look right, you know?” He looks at his hands, his feet, then over at Taika where he’s folded up in the chair from Hell like fucking origami. He looks at him, and for a split second Taika can see someone else behind his eyes.

    Ah, Taika thinks. Yeah, that does kind of make sense.

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    23 Jun 2022