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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Chenle owns a phone line where he rejects people on behalf of others. One day, a mousey boy named Jisung calls and somewhere in-between hearing his overly sweet, overly anxious, confession for someone else, he accidentally catches feelings.

    So now, not only did he own a failing, morally ambiguous phone business - but he also had a fat crush on a boy who clearly had his heart set on another.

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    03 Aug 2020

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    +82-1-227-1xxx:
    Sorry i mean your
    Genital organ inspired interior decor object
    Love your description lol
    Anyway id like to buy it
    Are u willing to go lower on the price?

    +82-1-901-0xxx:
    I’m sorry
    I’m not selling a
    Whatever it is you’re looking to buy
    You’ve got the wrong number

    A stranger texts Qian Kun asking about an ad. Things go from there

    Now with a Russian translation!

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    02 Aug 2020

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    Eileen puts her hands on her hips. “There’s a teddy bear, too, but we left that in the car.”

    Beverly flicks a wary glance over at Kenny, who shakes his head, apologetic, and informs her gravely, “It’s like four feet tall.”

    Beverly sighs and reaches up with her good hand to pinch at the bridge of her nose. Her head still hurts, despite a solid sixteen hours of sleep, an IV of replacement fluids, and some truly top-notch painkillers. “I was barely in the hospital for forty-eight hours,” she complains, feeling half a second from stamping her foot against the floor like a petulant toddler.

    “She didn’t want you to be lonely,” Eileen shrugs, unrepentant, and flops down onto the mattress next to the flowers, tilted on her side and propped up on one elbow. Her short hair is styled down today, spiky fringe hanging in soft points over her forehead. Her heavily lined eyes gleam with amusement as she grins, “That’s what you get for being a big damn hero.”

    Beverly rolls her eyes. “I’m not a hero.”

    “You caught the Chesapeake Ripper,” Kenny offers, dropping into one of the visitors’ chairs lined up by the window and stretching his long legs out in front of him. “Sounds pretty heroic to me.”

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    30 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    No one in their right mind would ever seriously try to woo Lin Ronghu, the Emperor's infamously ruthless (if unofficial) spymaster.

    Not that that's stopped the local legend, a (self-described) beautiful detective with peerless martial arts. His crush is a major inconvenience - at least until there's a murder that puts Lin Ronghu's most hated political nemesis straight in the frame. Since Lin Ronghu can't believe that anyone would be that stupid, he decides that maybe having a private detective around might be good for something after all...

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    26 Jul 2020

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    25 Jul 2020