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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Ibara’s body is covered in scars, although he pretends it isn’t, and Hajime doesn’t ask.

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    03 Aug 2021

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    Lumine and Paimon get a special request letter.

    The reward:
    >400,000 Mora
    >100 Geo Sigils
    >5 Intertwined Fates
    >10 Hero's Wit

    Requested Items:
    > 2 photographs of Childe Tartaglia

    Lumine's palm meets her face. She looks at the hooded statue of the Geo Archon behind her, and burying her face into her palms, screams internally.

     

    Also features Aside from Lumine's suffering: Former Archon Bonding, Liyuen folks looking out for Zhongli in their own way, characters bonding (in general), some side quests, Footnotes (AKA the dump for insights/explanations/shorts that should add spice to the main work), Zhongli and Childe food towards the end, and lots of SHENANIGENS and Fluff.

    (Note: Additional omakes will/are uploaded separately and are compiled under a series. I guess this ride isn't over just yet)
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    EDIT: 06/12/21
    Ch5 = Belated In-Chapter Series Announcement + "Q&A That No One Asked For" Section

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    05 Jun 2021

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    In which Zhongli unlocks the Memory of Dust, only to find out:

    1. Guizhong is 100% alive (just disembodied) within it,
    2. Guizhong has been watching over him this whole time, and
    3. Guizhong is very excited by the prospect of Zhongli getting a cute Snezhnayan boyfriend.

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    16 Apr 2021

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    There's a quaint little coffee shop that catches Childe's eye as soon as soon as he arrives into town. The man that works inside is more exhilarating than any drink Childe has ever tasted.

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    15 Apr 2021

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very, very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the shitty, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Fuck that noise. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to unfuck himself.

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    15 Apr 2021