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    Moving this over from the Dear Fornax blog on Tumblr (in light of their new stupid policy) before the blog gets deleted.

    Ask box is open right here. Answers will be posted within this series and you may choose to remain anonymous if you so desire.

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    The city of Normandy in the Midwest of Bumfuck, US of A houses a private doctors' practice that has its fair share of drama.

    Welcome to Normandy Orthopedics. We hope you were satisfied with your care. ;)

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    John and Kaidan and all the insanity that being together entails.

    This is the John and Kaidan from my Madness Because the Reasons Don't Make Sense Series. I needed a place for them to call their own.

    Let's build a homeland together in the sand
    We have forever right here at hand
    In dreamland
    Home sweet dreamland
    Always a dreamland
    For the two of us,
    Together,
    We'll stay

    ~Madeleine Peyroux

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    Usually it was frantic, never knowing when they would get the chance again. Zaeed had had a big contract guarding shipments of construction materials that were being moved through space rife with piracy after the War. Steven had been busy with the rebuilding of the Alliance, of humanity’s fortifications. There wasn’t a lot of time at all, a half-day here and there. They made it count.

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    24 Jul 2018

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    Zaeed tells Shepard the story of his armour while standing in his underwear because it turns out no one's making me write him wearing armour. For Day 4 of Zaeed Week 2018 with the prompt "That Yellow Armour."

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    22 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Zaeed's armor headcanon a-go-go!

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    “Where do you like best to feed your flocks?” said a man to an old cow-herd.
    “Here, sir, where the grass is neither too rich nor too poor, or else it is no use.”
    “Why not?” asked the man.
    “Do you hear that melancholy cry from the meadow there?” answered the shepherd, “that is the bittern; he was once a shepherd, and so was the hoopoe also. I will tell you the story. . . .”—The Bittern and the Hoopoe, The Brothers Grimm

    OR: “A meet-cute meets soap opera meets half-assed police procedural/buddy-cop movie,” in which Det. Garrus Vakarian’s upbeat, idiot partner falls head-over-heels in stupid-lust with a volatile, outspoken, annoyingly hot Yoga instructor. Garrus, meanwhile, plays it smart, and sticks to bonding with and obsessing over said idiot partner’s capable, clever, compellingly unpredictable—and also annoyingly hot—father.

    Because Garrus is smart.

    (Updated weekly, on Sundays.)

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    22 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WHAT IS THIS BRILLIANCE REALLY??

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    Zaeed brings a stray kitten to Bailey, and the pair look into the case together about where it might have come from.

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    09 Mar 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Everything about this is gold.

  5. Rec 8

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    Basically? This is a Culladaar-flavored take on the “Before the Dawn”-quest, from Cullen’s POV. The thirst is real, y’all, and the burn is sloooow, NGL. But now, with increased Desperation, Determination, Isolation . . . and Hope.

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    27 Feb 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gawd I love these two idiots.

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