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    Alex loves his kids, he really does, but he also might kill them. That is, if they don't put him in a goddamn early grave first.

    (Cop bribing, theft of public property, and how to photoshoot your dick properly in order to seduce a teammate: all part of a captain's responsibilities to his rookies.)

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    The unglamorous fact of the matter is that lifeguarding, particularly at a community swimming pool, is much less about the dramatic rescues and slo-mo dives into the water that Baywatch has tricked people into believing, and much more about janitorial work that's either tedious or gross, spiked with the occasional scraped knee or elbowed nose or no-holds-barred ice cream vendor death-match in the parking lot.

    (Or, Karl's in love with his best friend, all the local community pools in the Metropolitan county are at prank-war with each other, and also there are ducks.)

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    Apparently the trick to maintaining a friendship despite constant bouts of lycanthropy and unexpected sexual hijinks is to have so much other shit going on in life, that it's difficult to get hung up any one thing.

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    110
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    How to disappear (almost) completely.

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    "This is the stupidest thing you've ever done," Sephiroth said.

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    "I'm beginning to feel like you don't think of me as a good marriage material, Seph," Zack said.

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    In which underwear is stolen, the unspoken Olympic Rule is invoked, and nobody knew Pieter van den Hoogenband even had a brother.

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    17
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    4
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    1013
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    Zack makes a gesture that is unfortunately misunderstood.

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    6
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    Cloud is unsure.

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    1/1
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    2
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    6
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    2710
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    Sephiroth makes a bargain.

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    10
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    Brooke wakes up and knows she's about to have her heart broken.

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    Ian can't catch a fish, Aaron loses his underwear, and Brendan suffers a crisis of sexuality.

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    4
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    Michael has a bad day.

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    It took Michael a long time to figure out that he and Ryan were actually dating, which totally wasn't his fault.

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    26
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    Ian does his best to figure Michael out, and pretty much fails completely.

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    433
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    "Holy shit, man," Aaron said, and shook his head. "Kinda looks like Ian Thorpe is gonna be your new daddy."

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    4
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    888
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    What gift can you give a werewolf?

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    1
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    There is a difference being something being dead, and something being gone, or maybe there is no difference at all.

    Language:
    English
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    561
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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    2
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    298
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    "Sirius," Remus said with what he thought was admiral restraint, "my chimney is leaking whipped cream."

    Language:
    English
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    1,305
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    495

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